As a bald black guy, a single point I pass up extra than just obtaining hair on my head, is becoming capable to get my wave pattern just right. So the natural way, following seeing the current trend of memes and video clips on the internet celebrating waves, I could only sit there — jealous as fuck — patting my chilly scalp with a unpleasant nostalgia.
But of program, my player-hating envy could only transform into laughter just after the world wide web immediately went from celebrating waves, to working with it for pure fuck-ery and leisure.
In latest months, I’ve viewed memes of Barack Obama sporting waves that’d make you seasick, and one particular of Donald Trump changing his weak-ass wig, with damn in the vicinity of excellent waves. I’ve even found North Korean chief Kim Jong-un with superior waves than I’ve ever experienced on my have head.
It receives even worse — individuals on Twitter and Instagram have absent so much as to place waves on animals and fictional people Spider-Gentleman caught the Spidey-waves. So did a pre-historic dinosaur. Basically most people but me. I am bitter, sad, and bald.
Check out out the most effective wave memes down down below.